Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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