Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
