I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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