Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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