You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
