If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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