They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
