all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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