I just made out with a guy for $7.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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