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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?

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(559): View more from California

the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.

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(845): View more from New York

beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween

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(510): View more from California

Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...

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(949): View more from California

I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.

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(312): View more from Illinois

He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.

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