I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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