i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
this just has baby written all over it
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
this will be a night to untag.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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