How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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