How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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