I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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