i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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