problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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