life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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