im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
