so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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