I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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