so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
i out mim tonsoeep
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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