But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i drank out of a bidet.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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