found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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