Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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