Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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