I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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