with your own penis?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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