5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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