i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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