if i died would you start the facebook group?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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