me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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