ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Enjoy the penises
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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