But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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