My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
