when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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