you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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