can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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