"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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