and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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