so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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