I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Randomize
