Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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