you're like a bully in the Christmas story
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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