she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
