this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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