Do vagina's smell?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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