Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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