haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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