some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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