it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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