Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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