are you still at the devil's house?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
When are your genitals available?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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